So, my mother, 52 year old woman. We sit down to eat dinner tonight, and I turned on FF just for the time being. I enjoy watching it from time to time, it's fun. But my mom decided to play along. Not even 5 seconds into the damn show and the question arises:
"If god were to text you, what would he tell you to stop doing?"
Of course this question is repeated at least 10 times and every time my mom just screamed "MASTURBATE! WHY ISN'T ANYONE SAYING THIS!? ITS THE TOP ANSWER!"
And then it never got on the board (go figure). So my mom goes on after the question is done.
"God wouldn't tell you to stop masturbating. He's always watching, and he enjoys it! Holy porn!"
Next question: "Name a word that rhymes with 'buckle'"
Everyone is excited for a good fuckle!"
Ladies and gentlemen, this is my mother.